me and my chocolate

          
           
             I don't actually believe in spending hours together in the preparation of different varieties of chocolates for i cannot resist for such a long time sitting tied up on a chair waiting for it to get ready. So, if you are looking for some chocolate recipes you have landed in a wrong place .The only thing i can tell you is how to eat a ready to eat chocolate in the best possible way so that you get a complete idea of what the enjoyment of chocolate really means.


So , HOW TO EAT A CHOCOLATE...


Here are the things to ''look for'' when you're conducting a dark chocolate tasting:


SOUND - Does the chocolate snap when you break it? Or is the chocolate soft and mushy? Usually, dark chocolate is drier than milk chocolate, which makes dark chocolate snappier.


SCENT - Most of what we think of as taste is scent. So before biting into your chocolate, take a whiff. What do you smell other than simply chocolate? Any fruits or spices? May be a dirty smell or even a bad smell?


TASTE - When you take your first bite, pinch your noise. This way you'll be certain that what you're tasting you're actually tasting and not smelling. Remember, by itself the tongue can only detect five flavours: salt, sweet, sour, bitter and umami (savouriness)


TEXTURE - Finally, release your nose and let the chocolate melt across your tongue. What does it feel like? It should be smooth but not waxy. Hard but not grainy.
                    As the chocolate melts, different flavours are released. What does it taste like at first? What tastes linger afterwards?  Where do you taste the chocolate on your tongue?


Slowly......


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.......are you done with it.....???






aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh........... !!!! Finally i have taught you how to eat a chocolate and am done with my work and now it is your job to understand your responsibility. Got my point...???  




What's wrong are you not satisfied...???
Well, are you still in search of a chocolate recipe...???
uuuhhhh....ooohhhhh....!!!
Fine then ....here's a recipe for you.....




A CHOCOLATE RECIPE....


All you need is.............* 1 bar of chocolate ( preferably dark )
                                       * 1 hand ( preferably 2 )
                                       * 1 mouth ( wish we had two )


All you need to do........Grasp bar in hand. Stick in mouth. Oh wait - REMOVE WRAPPER. Then     
                                      stick in mouth. Now eat. Repeat.


NOTE - SPEED IS OF THE ESSENCE IN  THE RECIPE. OTHERWISE, SOMEBODY MAY SEE YOU AND YOU MAY BE FORCED TO SHARE.